Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Photoshop fail.

Take a look at this ad, found on Slate's Doonesbury page. Do you see the problem?



If not, check it out below:



You're killing me, American Express. I'm glad your advertising team is skilled with the Photoshop reverse function, but I would prefer you not make it so that a casual browser like me notices your blatant eyewash.

Lesson: Don't use the same picture twice in the same advertisement.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

We all know, are, people like this

Interesting reading in the Boston Globe: How Facts Backfire

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

New Jersey's News Quotes du Jour

What is this, Fark?

The Middle East is explosive.
Israel, a democracy in an explosive region, is counting on unwavering support from the U.S.
Surely there is a better way to put that. [article]

Ex-Seton Hall basketball coach is surprised
.
"If you went on (Microsoft) Word and put in ‘surprised’ and looked at the synonyms, he was any of those," said Parin, 20, recounting her June 29 encounter.
Who needs a dictionary anymore? [article]

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Two New Articles

I just had two new articles published in the Randolph Reporter. I remember covering budget meetings in college. Awesome stuff.

Raking in the Big Bucks

Mine Hill Budget

Friday, June 25, 2010

Return of Myxomatosis

It's been a while, but I thought it was a good time to resurrect this blog. Speaking of good times, now would be a good time to check out my other blog, The Word, a blog that reads the bible as a piece of literature rather than as a sacred text. You should check it out. And tell all your friends! Please?

I'm freelancing right now for a local weekly, the Randolph Reporter.

Here is my most recent article, as published.

Here is my most recent article as I submitted it, for the sake of comparison. I know it's not perfect - I should have given Collins a voice, or at least mentioned that she did speak. It was nice, however, to have the characters for the most part speak for themselves.

Debate Erupts Over Liquor Licenses

MINE HILL TWP. – After an hour of minimal public participation, the June 17 council meeting exploded into a lively debate concerning the renewal of New Jersey Bar and Grill’s liquor license.

A fairly laconic meeting saw the township council unanimously pass approval for liquor licenses renewals for three businesses: Gold ‘N Dough Partners LLC, Mine Hill American Legion and L & L Package Store.

After this, an hour-and-a-half long debate ensued over whether to renew without restrictions the liquor license for the New Jersey Bar and Grill at 100 Randolph Ave.

Both council president Sam Morris of 3 Indian Falls Rd. and council vice president Cindy Collins of 9 Indian Falls Rd. recused themselves as interested parties. Morris was the first to address the council from the public microphone. He suggested six restrictions be placed on the liquor license, ranging from the type of music that can be played to the late hour at which workers dump glass bottles into bins outside. Morris passed around pictures of an incident on June 6, in which a modified Jeep damaged another vehicle in the parking lot. The driver in that incident was arrested. Morris also passed around pictures of a person with a beverage in hand outside of the bar and photos of mulch dumped on the property, which he said was near a stream.

“The point is they are absolutely not in control of the outside of their building.” Morris said. “If you own it, you gotta deal with it. It’s a responsibility thing.”

“My reasons for rejecting the renewal of the license without any restrictions are completely selfish. I’m tired of my kids getting woken up.” Morris told the council. “And I’m going to say right now, if they won’t agree to any restrictions, all of these restrictions and have all these pieces put in place, I’m gonna ask you not to renew the license at all.”

Morris also said he would contact the Division of Alcohol Beverage Control if steps were not taken to remedy his concerns.

Gail Hrynio, of 107 Randolph Ave., addressed the council regarding the noise and drinking. “They’re just not in control of their property, or if they are they just don’t care” she said. She also said that calls to the police did not stop the noise.

Wharton Borough Police Chief Anthony Fernandez responded that a complainant must go to the Dover Court to sign an official citizen’s complaint: “We can’t just show up and determine that there’s noise. You’re the one that’s being disturbed by the noise. We will take the report, we will tell them to knock off the noise, but it’s up to the citizen to sign a complaint.” Complaints may be filed at the Dover Joint Municipal Court on 37 N. Sussex Street. Fernandez also said that without calls to the police station and complaints, it is difficult to argue against renewing a liquor license.

Attorney Edward Bilinkas defended the owners of the bar. He emphasized that most of the complaints had nothing to do with the liquor license: “Certain people have an agenda here and they don’t want the bar here. They would rather the bar not be in their neighborhood.”

Bilinkas described New Jersey Bar and Grill as a “family establishment.” As for the music, “I’ve looked at your ordinance. I don’t think it’s specific. I think if a charge is filed, that charge will fail.”

Bilinkas continued, “We’re looking to work with the town. We want to be considerate and we want to make everybody as happy as possible, but to place restrictions on the license would clearly affect the value of the license and their ability to stay in business and make a living.”

Afterwards co-owner Greg Galdieri, of 44 W Munson Ave., Dover, spoke with council members Conrad Pepperman and Kristine Kauzenbach on ways the bar could avoid complaints from the public.

In the end, the liquor license was approved without any restrictions. The room emptied quickly after the 90-minute long debate.

Morris said that last year he and Cindy Collins planned to voice similar complaints, but did not attend the correct meeting. “I don’t want anyone to think just because I’ve been elected to town council all of a sudden we’re showing up. Last year it was a date snafu.”

There was one more item of business before the meeting adjourned. “I want to put this in the record,” Morris said, again recusing himself and stepping up to the mic. Pulling out his cell phone, he described a text message he had just received from Hrynio, describing four cars that pulled out of the New Jersey Bar and Grill parking lot moments before blowing their car horns, one of which she said might have been driven by “the lawyer.”

“Now, is that substantiable? [sic]” Morris asked. “I don’t know. But now it’s on record.”

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Sunday, May 23, 2010

It has been some time since I last posted on this blog, and it will probably be a long time before I post next.

It was a busy semester, but I am graduating with a B.A in Journalism and a B.A. with Honors in English. Now it's time to apply to grad school.

In the meantime, though, I am taking up a project I essentially lifted from The Julia Project, made famous in the film Julie and Julia.

I will blog every day on stories from the bible - reading the bible cover-to-cover as a piece of literature. Hopefully I will learn something in the process. And if you are interested, maybe you will as well. Check it out at The Word.

I hope to update this site periodically, but really cannot promise anything. So come read a little scripture with me!

Monday, May 3, 2010

History Lesson

[Update with regards to the last post: There will be no narrative journalism insert due to logistical issues. I'm still going to try to get my final article published somewhere. Let me know if you would like to see it.]

In doing research for my thesis, I stumbled upon a gem: the first issue of the New York Times, then called New-York Daily Times. The first printing was 18 September 1851. You could pick it up for a penny - that covered the physical paper; profit and paychecks came from advertisements. There was no Sunday edition.

The first edition featured "A Word about Ourselves." I will let these excerpts speak for themselves. And then I will highlight bits I think are important, as a gloss. So they won't be speaking for themselves, after all.
We understand perfectly, that great capital, great industry, great patience are indispensable to its success, and that even with all these, failure is not impossible. But we know also, that within the last five years the reading population of this city has nearly doubled, while the number of daily newspapers is no greater now than it was then; - that many of those now published are really class journals, made up for particular classes of readers; - that others are objectionable upon grounds of morality; - and that no newspaper, which was really fit to live, ever yet expired for lack of readers.

Upon all topics, - Political, Social, Moral and Religious, - we intend that the paper shall speak for itself; - and we only ask that it may be judged accordingly. We shall be Conservative, in all cases where we think Conservatism essential to the public good; - and we shall be Radical in everything which may seem to us to require radical treatment and radical reform. We do not believe that everything in Society is either exactly right, or exactly wrong; - what is good we desire to preserve and improve; - what is evil, to exterminate, or reform.

...And while we design to be decided an explicit in our positions, we shall at the same time seek to be temperate and measured in all our language...There are very few things in this world which it is worth while to get angry about; and they are just the things that anger will not improve.

We hope to make the Daily Times acceptable to the great mass of our people, and shall spare no effort to do so. We have an abundance of means, -plenty of able and experienced assistance, and every facility for making at once, the best and the cheapest newspaper in the United States.